my friend ryan were walking from one place to another on campus. we pass the "commons" and there are like 6 girls / women up on stage with microphones and loud speakers. i hear one girl say "thongs are the worst" over her microphone and i look at ryan.
me: what the hell is that?
ryan: you didn't hear they're doing the vagina monologues on campus today?
me: jesus.
chick over loudspeaker: if my vagina could talk it would say...
then the doors to the library close behind us
me: if that chick's vagina could talk it would say "shut up! you're embarrassing me."
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If my penis could talk it would say, "Hmmmmmppphhh! HHHMMMMMPPPPPHHHH!". But that's just cuz I'm wearing rather restrictive underwear.
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